I think when she said "women" she intended to include black women. We all need to fight for each other. That's the point.

Yeah, it was a great speech and clearly heartfelt but honestly it just made me more confused about what I thought was the big problem with the Imitation Game. The last year of Turing's life and his suicide are reduced to a title card. I wish the one big Hollywood biopic about his life that we're probably going to get…

A cookie that requires being dipped into a delicious hot beverage to make it palatable is a garbage cookie

That Trefoils is in the top three—ahead of Tagalongs, no less—is a goddamn travesty and I am ashamed to work here.

If you like hard ass, crumbly bullshit you'll love eating shortbread

"Kanye also insists in the interview that Kim and Beyonce get along. "They love each other. They respect each other. [...] When Beyonce is working on her album she has pictures of Kim on the wall because Kim represents powerful women."

Voyeur's-remorse?

How much do I have to pay you to guarantee I never learn the answer to this question?

I originally thought Suge just ran one person down, but it sounds like he went for the 2-pack.

I know, Brain, but how will we find Lena Dunham, a bulldozer, and 90 pounds of Twizzlers on such short notice?

What?! Choose! Choose the form of your Destructor, Bears!

PHASE I: VIDEO GAMES

*It's about Ethics in Our Childhoods.

What are you even talking about? EVERYONE batted an eye when Manhattan came out! Why are people re-writing history? Even the characters in Manhattan talk about how it's really fucking weird that he's dating a 17 year old. When Diane Keaton's character hears who he's dating she says "Nabokov is smiling somewhere."

Lea Michelle also sharted while singing "Shake It Off".

All this ginned-up controversy is still not going to get American Sniper nor Bradley Cooper an Oscar. The film was thoroughly mediocre and ham-fisted; it was as subtle as a bullet (which is apropos, I guess). It was like trying to shove Platoon into a heart-shaped candy box.

Very disappointed Ava D. didn't get a nom for best director and Gone Girl didn't get a writing nom—both because of the talent level and yes, because it's a shame to see so few women represented. But also sad Ralph Fiennes didn't get nominated and he's a white dude, so...

She's not good, she's not nice, she's just right. She's the Witch.

The nude leotard is nude because Sia wanted to strip everything from the dancers and make them seem vulnerable, which reflects the feelings she had as a child. Maddie represents a young Sia, hence the wig - it's the same cut as Sia's hair. Shia is supposed to evoke her father who dealt with mulitple personality…