Oldman Yells at Cloud.

T__T My engagement photo shoot was last saturday... WHERE WERE YOU BILL MURRAY!?!?!?!?!

I vote "biebenfreude", personally. Rolls off the tongue very nicely.

Is it wrong of me that I'm taking such delight in this little twat's demise?

In my mom's old voicemail message, you could hear my dad in the background guiding her, saying, "Say your name." I always loved/hated hearing it. Nice to hear him again, but so hard to know it's just for that brief second.

In Tarantino's case I think it's foot touching.

OMG I kind of need Ashley Olsen and Jared Leto to be a couple. That would be epic.

Fuck what if Gwyneth is a cylon and this was the plan all along.

haha I said the same thing to my husband and then booed at the TV when they cut to the next scene.

Yep.

Poor Jorah, seeing Khaleesi's boytoy leaving her room. He's my favorite Sad.

How shocked would everyone be if the Kanye/Kardashian marriage turns out to be more solid than the Jay-Z/Beyonce one?

It's like we are focusing on the relationships where people get jerked around.

Hanna Montana will be right back after these messages...

Daaaaamn, Gaga!
*rubs hands together and eagerly awaits Katy Perry's retort*

I don't even mind cuz I LOVE this outfit. It also satisfies my 10 Things I Hate About You prom fantasies.

Were you fooled into thinking that barefoot Shailene Woodley was a breath of fresh air as a celebrity?

" Guys, what if every single mystery blonde in the history of gossip headlines was actually the same exact woman?"

you know what? fuck you on that last part. there is nothing delicious or amazing about this fucking drug.

THOU SHALT NOT WORSHIP FALSE WAFFLES