Dane Cook's money maker, for the record, is a box full of Louis CK's old material.

Can we please stop calling someone masquerading as another race or culture 'whatthefuckever face?'

I am not. I'm a gentile giant.

I made a delicious charoset with a mix of fuji apples and asian pears this weekend. It was so good.

Amongst all this horror I am choosing to take this opportunity to focus on how handsome Hugh Jackman is.

Hmm..... I've heard that if you say "Rob Ford" three times in front of a mirror then he appears, and if you give him crack then Emily Goodhand climbs out of his head, like Athena from Zeus.

Or, that's what makes the drag community wonderful. They're subversive, the turn the table on gender norms with wit and they taunt authority.

Well, what about myself and other trans people who have complained? Yes, it's hard to separate Molloy from this, because she is part of the context, but I'm pretty displeased with it. Also, worth noting, Ben Dela Creme also thinks these words ought to be retired:

I'm not a guy, but if I were, I would definitely want a blow job right now. Right. Now.

I don't get to use it often. This seemed appropriate.

Just realized that True Tori is a play on "True Story" and now I'm mad

Ohmygod that gives me sympathy brain freeze.

Oh lordy. Just what I was thinking. How the hell can you tell what's happening? She is so heavily botoxed, basically her whole face only moves in a few areas. You have to watch the rest of her body language to get it.

Poor lil eyebrows. :( I do wonder why she draws them on the way she does. I think her natural eyebrow shape looks much better.

I enjoy this gif much more than I should.

Oh sorry I forgot to phrase my response in the form of a gif...

I would like my internet froyo now, please.

CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!

Emily slept with Dylan McDermott. Or was it Dermot Mulroney?