If I even wanted to attempt that my hair would latch onto all of the things. I’d come home with twigs, spiderwebs, a car seat, a neighborhood pet and for some reason gum that neither myself nor anyone around me was chewing.

Thank you for posting this! I had no idea this kind of fun was waiting for me today!

So Neil Degrasse Tyson...you know how llama’s spit?.........

Retire, Clarence Thomas, seriously.

YOU LEFT OUT RBG’S BEST MIC DROPPER!

Jesus Christ that is condescending.

HOW DARE YOU MAKE ME THINK LINDA ELLERBEE DIED THAT WOMAN IS A SAINT!

Still proud of my work here after I heard that stupid interview.

I was an enormous fan of Weezer and I’m shocked at the Maladroit love here. I thought we all gave the Green Album a pass because it was poppy and they were getting their footing without Matt...and then Maladroit came in like a thud.

Every star ever for the truest T of all!

Some person thought I was making a dick joke here...and now I regret asking anything. Man...if I knew my question would be posted every time this request was posted I would never have asked. Please put this out of its misery by deleting it! I get that the majority of emails don’t get answered. Totally understand.…

Wow...that is a little Littlefinger - thanks Kinja!

“Words are wind for Mrs. Carter”

I had one done at almost the exact same age and it was one of the best decisions I ever made. I went from a 32DD to a 32C (and then actually a 32B with weight loss but they’re still pretty full). That said, fun fact, I asked for them smaller. We had arranged for me to go completely down to an A. So when I woke up to…

Ehhhhhhh, but did she say that? That read as the equivalent of, I’m not a feminist I just believe men and women should have equal rights. But, you know, for out-of-wedlock-orgasms. Or maybe she does as my boyfriend and I do, no sex with other people unless the other person is there.

The world may never know! ;)

Real talk, “...The other B...that’s between you and me” is definitely butt stuff right? Right? Because preach.

New York is one of the few places in the US where I would take a yellow cab first every time. If they tried to reduce them here in LA (well Lyft more than Uber) - I would corporate tweet my anger until my thumbs fell off.

I have a friend who is only attracted to Hader in Stefon mode. Human sexuality is the best!