Well then, how dare you - that's cultural appropriation! (wink)....(does it count if I say wink?)
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That depends on his mutant ability.
That sounds like magic. Are you a jewish wizard (jewzard)?
Best part about being Jewish? Charoset*. Second best part? Our sense of humor. And hey, I'm sure many of our best (ok, second tier struggling stand-ups) were employed to write this bit - if that assuages anything. This is no more "jew face" than the dwarf cast of the Hobbit or Jonah Hill's entire career.
That bird is everything. Exclamation point.
Pretty sure that lyric was sarcasm. Period.
I came across a little more acerbic than I actually feel about Botox or plastic surgery. I definitely find the fault with western (white) beauty standards and not someone trying to hew to them. Extreme cases I actually love in a Brazil/fantasy creature made flesh sort or way. But, it's unfortunate she felt she needed…
(ok, I kinda made the rules)
Haha but she has to verbalize her emotion! Froyo points only for actual emotions seeping through the toxins I DIDN'T MAKE THE RULES.
In regards to your first point...I'm not saying she's telling the truth or not but I would love you to point out someone who is able to convey sincerity through that much botox (answers in the form of gifs will receive a coupon for froyo after x amounts of visits, offer not valid outside of the internet) .
For that and many, many reasons we probably should have - but it came with the house. Sometimes on a still summer night in Los Angeles, you can still hear its mournful cry.
I can rename you Har Mar!!! You shall henceforth be known as "Father of the Stain on My Couch in College". You are so named for fucking my friend on said couch. Blessings be unto you on this day of your christening!
Amen.
From your mouth to Benioff and Weiss' ears...and no, peen does not count when it's urinating or being removed!
It's not like my type is without it's own share of body image issues, but Hollywood (and porn for that matter!), bring it with the tall, dark and gangly would you? Some of us have a washing machine, we don't need the washboard!*
Best thing about the not boring club? I know exactly what to bring!
What if we were all dosed and we're only hallucinating the most boring race in the history of March Madness...what if, that's the madness - all along???