"The mockups are aesthetically pleasing, but the app isn’t totally done yet, judging by the nonsensical babble on display in the photo above:"

My Barbies were aaaall about interspecies relationships. They'd bang out My Little Ponies, Troll Dolls, Legos, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, the list went on (as did their ravenous libidos). In fact, my Barbies aren't allowed in many of the contiguous United States and parts of Canada.

Well egg my house and call me Bizzy $capegoat because I took Wellbutrin for over a year and I thought I was the only one that felt wired 24/7! I could seriously feel my brain shaking in my skull whenever I went to bed. Poor man's cocaine and how! That stuff was awful!

If anyone can handle enormous tasks, it's the gay porn industry. Why, I've seen them handle up to two enormous tasks at once!

Funny and cute is the alpha and omega for my bikini area.

Ahhh! Two long time anglo-lusts ONE IMAGE!

Michael Pailin (70). Cutest Python of any era, worldy world traveler, goofy as all get out and a legitimately kind soul that I'd like to think conceals a tremendous amount of kink.

Signor TransFat: Sure I'll do it, but where did you get the idea?

I like that the owner was all "sure this is a tree with electric current running through fragile bulbs and could set my house on fire, but have cat will internet... let's see how this plays out!"

Spot on Candy darlings.

Not only is Manson on the other cover, he's doing Lena Dunham cosplay.

Oh god, Tik Tok! What have they done to you?!?

I wish it accounted for underweighted individuals as well to explain why it didn't work for me. For some reason that would be more personally comforting than my boyfriends sperm is like the Oceans Eleven of Plan A execution.

Hey! I resemble that remark!

Honestly I'm way more comfortable comparing it, trilogy wise, to The Dark Knight. The first Hunger Games movie was an enjoyable mess, it hit a lot of the points I thought it should but wasn't what I hoped it would be. Batman Begins felt similarly - great premise with weird execution. I can say the first Star Wars…