Don't Panic.

"She's done it for a long time..." GURL!

More like comprehensibly in love with Weinstein money.

Calling it now, Detox(icunt) for the win. But I have a soft spot for The Pacific Northwest's Premiere Jewish Narcoleptic Drag Queen. How can you not? Someone get Gus Van Sant on the horn.

Weird Al is a National Treasure. That is all.

Alternatively, an all drag performance of Glengarry Glen Ross would be hilarious.

Sigh. Paranorman deserves so much more love from everywhere and everyone.

This confirms my theory that if you give Burton a (relatively) reduced budget he can come up with something more interesting than he has in the last 10 years.

Not the end scene, the scene in the hospital. Granted it's been awhile but I'm pretty sure it was Rei in the bed.

Hmmm, needs more daddy issues and tearjerking onto a blue haired clone of your mother.

I don't know what I did to deserve all this joy but I'm going to take it. Thank you Dystopiq!

That sketch killed. I hope it's a one off to preserve its, integrity?

Did you ever know, that you're my hero?

It only took 7 years but I've finally been welcomed. Banner day for this gal right here.

It's something in the urine. Science marches on.

...I had no idea I wielded such power! Precious, precious dismiss button...Thanks for the heads up!

They removed the comments in question or I could point them out but I can paraphrase (EDIT: There's worse now, but my points remain the same). They called the writer a freak and her mother's sinful. I don't know about you, but I would categorize these as Defcon 5 trolling and not a debate volley.

Their hate is cute now but if you feed them they're just going to bring back all their friends and then, wouldn't you know it? We've got an infestation. And then, there will be a reckoning of snark that will blot out the sun! Time to tent up Jezebel.

Hey weekend Jezebel editors, do you need more comment moderators or are some of these comments intractably a part of the brave new world of this commenting system? I'd be happy to help play wack-a-troll if you need me to.

I came here to say as much.