I sincerely want an apology for the manner of Russell's death. If that apology comes (so to speak) in the manner of Eric hate fucking something in the basement of Fangtasia, I'm ok with that.

Mad Men quote.

I'm not saying I want anything to do with John Mayer's cock. I am saying I'd be curious to see how his cock cures cellulite, soothes PMS and makes ones hair supple and shiny enough to ride it. Because the fuck?

Her family is Nordic.

Did Ayn Rand write that?

Please. Sir/madam is my mother/fathers name.

Well, he misreads the bible, are we really shocked he mishears RATM?

Word.

Poor Sally Burton. When you get to her section in Furious Love ( a book that, granted, is about the GREATEST LOVE STORY OF OUR TIME and not their other significant others) they really make her out to be this pretty, young caretaker for an ailing Burton. But clearly this second marriage ment a lot to her, I can't…

"Finger the source" - Check please!

Such a crazy amount of detail and legwork for something that never existed. This must be what bible salesman secretly feel.

That GIF makes me so happy. Great episode that.

Ah, beat me to it. Just like Christ.

"Young people are fired up because they are the first generation under threat of being legally aborted," I don't even know what that means, 5000th term abortions?

"Jesus Christ ("It's hard to beat him. You can't.")"...

I'm unclear about the Mirena but the Paragard is copper. I have absolutely no scientific data to back my assertion up but I like my theory (like being very relative).

I got my Paragard IUD removed a couple weeks ago after 8 months and every day I do a little dance on its hateful little grave. Fuck that thing. I go it put in after my abortion and I swear it hurt leagues more than that ever did (physically). I'd like to point out I'm very petite and have a nickel allergy as these are…

" and a series of photos confirms the affair, showing them in a number of steamy clinches" - I swear that said "cliches".

My coworker said the same thing, that's one I've been meaning to get to.

"Miley Cyrus is my ideal woman," would be a lot more interesting if it was Chris Hemsworth who said it.