What can I say? My parents are Canadian!

Can’t say it in my head without “ain’t” in place of aren’t. I’m too much from Georgia.

I think ‘insane’ depends on what standards you use. By “white girl outed for being a racist POS” standards, she’s a @#%ing activist for the unfairly put upon free people of America.

I boiled that prayer down kid-sized for bedtime memorization:

I submit the dissent is on some bullshit just to be on it. First off, I ain’t been in no Walmart that sells actual fridges so gtfoh with that shit. Second, you got white people on this court? Cuz otherwise you can take that Ikea ass bullshit right out the door. I demand they submit pictures of black people in an Ikea…

Oh, I wish it were only Samsung that did the auto preview. Roku, Android TV, hell, my phone's Netflix app all seem to have it. 

Jean shorts that can double as a chess board if they were checkered, you know, flat in the back. No junk in the trunk. Gluteus minimus. Two paper clips rubbing together. Badonkadont. Empty Moon. Assless Chaps without the Chaps. Flat-Bottomed Girls that don’t make the world go round. A manila folder juxtaposed with…

Personally? Roku is better in every regard.

Oh, god it’s a roller-coaster of emotion.

>GoFundMe page

Enjoy it while it lasts, my friend.

She looks like the love child of Robert Smith and Marilyn Manson.

This is what we’ve come to. We’re mocking Gregggggggg at The Takeout.

*sigh*

She used to be a model for Victoria’s Secret. Then she married musician John Legend. People read her tweets because she’s famous, not the other way around.

Stop Me Before I Cuckold Again!

I hate that you said “racist algebra”. It got me thinking, and, as it turns out, 3/5ths of 8 years is 4.8 years... 

There was no "Getting hit by a bus", list invalid.

“Play the radio, make sure the television — the, excuse me — make sure you have the record player on at night ... make sure the kids hear words”

Considering all the shit that’s been going on at G/O media, I just want to say thank you from the bottom of my heart to all of the writers and commenters who have made this one of the best sites on the internet.