“Sanders answer was exactly what a responsible parent would tell there child.”

Yes of course it was Alzheimer. I was wondering what excuse a white person who come up with to explain this behavior. Because this man can’t just be a plain old racist, am I right? If you are a black/brown person making excuses for this man, then you need to get your thought processes rechecked. White supermacy…

Also, I like candy corn, even when it gets a little stale and gains a slight crust.

Hell Houses seem pretty inline with a number of denominations views on god. Quite a few focus on him as a wrathful diety (which parts of the Bible can easily be used to illustrate) at least as much as him being a loving one.

I don’t have cable TV, and I’ve never watched a single episode of The Voice.

I’m surprised a swarm of cable news reporters didn’t descend upon yon white fellow in order to explore that “I don’t know” as an undecided voter. Maybe dude declared too early? Undecided FTW 2020 /s

I definitely picked the wrong day to stop sniffing glue, I can tell you that much

Sorry, those ads were for me. I meant to type Tempura but, as it was obviously not sports related, google assumed I meant Tempe, where at least the Sun Devils play.

Can confirm. These certainly appear to be three very good dogs.

As someone who was once part of a similar insurrection against arrogant, incompetent, and condescending management, I want to applaud all of y’all for today’s showing. I’m sure you’re simultaneously enjoying the fun of mutiny while also understanding the risk. Please also know how much it means to us here in the feebl…

Can you let me know when you will be returning to sports coverage so I can go back to checking in once or twice per day? I have a lot to do today at work and all of these posts about non-sports topics are distracting because I Must Read Every Single One of Them. Whereas with the sports stuff I really only care if its…

Honestly, I’m amazed the pic doesn’t have their laptop monitors facing the camera, giving away sensitive information.

the thing that most powerful people want to do with power is use it to tell other people to shut up 

Please do not disparage my good blog. All regular blogs are Just Look Nice; blogs in the feature format are Very Fancy.

*cums*

This is good and now I hope Deadspin never covers sports again.
And if Jimbo gives you any trouble about Trump, explain that you’re dunking on him, and dunking is sports. 

When you cover the Lions, it just comes with the territory.

Oh, I had assumed that roast donkey was the sports tie-in to post on Deadspin after the Broncos got beat down on Thursday.

Yes, I really like some roast donkey. One of the smoked meats I sell is donkey meat.

Fuck, I miss Gawker. Honestly one of my favorite posts.