The jabronis jogging in from the bullpen to get in on the action is greatest thing in baseball. “Hey! I heard some pushing was going on around here?”

“You run into an asshole in the morning, you ran into an asshole; you run into assholes all day, you’re the asshole.”

Imagine the role play . . .

I figured my “WNBA”, “Glory Johnson”, and “same-sex couple arrest” joke would be a real slam dunk, but I just can’t seem to get it off the ground.

Hope someone was available to promptly Baylor out.

“Too soon.”

If the Yankees are in need of any more of these sorts of press events, I hear Thurman Munson never officially retired either.

“Why I eat them myself 3 times a day and I’ve never felt healthier” — Royals owner David Glass

My grandfather was a WWII vet who drove tanks in the European Theater. He saw things and he lived a life to be remembered. When I was in my teens, he took me to a Mets game at Shea Stadium. “Son... I don’t have many rules in life — but one of them is you never.. NEVER... get a hot dog at the first home game after a…

Come for the food that may kill you, stay for the relief pitchers that may kill batters.

The phrase I’m often heard associated with Aramark, at least when I worked in the DC area, was ‘mobbed up’. Not saying that’s true; it’s just what I heard. Repeatedly and from multiple people.

Royals fans worst people rankings:

Jalen was a real discovery so it makes sense to take a gamble on his dad.

I'll lay you 2 to 1 he does.

I’m sure he’ll try to parlay this into something bigger.

Counterpoint:

The amazing part is this makes Pete Rose the most trustworthy old white guy on Fox.

The Spurs, probably.

This is why baseball has an unofficial “neighborhood play” rule. On turn plays, middle infielders really need to adopt boxing’s “protect yourself at all times” mentality.

I understand that you are pissed when your car is towed, but her shitty behaviour about how much better she is than everyone else is really what makes me angry to no end. So many problems that the world has is because people think they are better than others.
This woman is truly ugly.