A chicken finger rosin bag!? That's a fabulous idea!

Fuck white people.

Then the bill comes. And once your food coma starts to fully set in and your friends are sitting there in silence because you all have nothing else to talk about

Her hair is already the right color!

“So I could be a college dropout and do the same thing?”

Can anyone who was alive and conscious in the 70s confirm that it was in fact the (visually) ugliest time in human history? Clothes, hair, eyewear, transportation, streets, interiors, artwork, typography...it's all sweaty-palm-inducingly unpleasant to look at.

Dances With Wolves....over Goodfella's. Ooof.

Shakespeare In Love, Forrest Gump, The English Patient...

As a man with ADHD, let me just tell you where he was. He was switching back and forth between thoughts of whether or not he should get a dog and what would you even name that dog if you got it; would the dog be ok if he left it alone for more than 4 hours ,or would it just shit on the floor; and then your house is…

Non-uniform ballparks are one of the best aspects of the game. The Astros have a hill and a flagpole in fair territory. Boston had a giant fucking wall in left field. Now Toronto has slow grass.

But only at Bush Stadium aka Baseball Hevean #BestFansInBaseball #Ferguson #racistasshole

I’m hoping that, in the ultimate act of trolling, Puig celebrates his next home run by delicately setting his bat down aside home plate prior to beginning around the bases.

His whole body has tributes to this favorite Cards. Just don’t ask to see his Pujols.

Someone else this guy didn’t respect: the fan sitting directly behind him.

Sucks to BU! (Clap clap clapclapclap)

Good God!

Georgia fans always love it when the tigers are struggling.

“America’s Real Terrorists”

Pardon their French.

Clearly, the NYPD officers didn’t know that it’s hard for Sefolosha to leave the scene because he’s stuck in neutral.