Because he's more rapeful than rapeless?

I think this is one of those times my tastes diverge from some of the general Jalopnik sentiments. Perhaps it if were El-Caminoized I could get "behind" it more "vigorously"?

A vehicle fire is usually a very manly moment. But when it's an Audi and this guy, not so much.

The vehicle itself is more offensive than the commercial.

Maybe slightly longer than Metroid: Zero Mission.

I never considered if a TT would make for a good "killer car" movie.

But they're not shutting down HuffPost Divorce, right?!?!

...Because they already have John DeLorean statues on every corner?

This.

Super Silver + Pilotwings = hours of fun?

You know what other shoe salesman likes smokey American cars?

I was thinking a Rally Fighter would be a good option for the Westside. There are 'bumps' on Lincoln that are like solid asphalt sacks of potatoes.

But Spock says that the majority should get more hot hetero chicks! Is David Gaider an Anti-Vulcanist hatemonger?!?

Word, it's hard to hate a Yank racing for Ford.

This is exactly what Camaros are for.

Also, nice turbo LS1 ya had there!

Any info about the engine? Block, heads, rotating assembly, etc?

Although having driven a Zeta Camaro, it's still heavier than the GTO. By the numbers, it's 200 lbs, but it feels more than that, even on a SS (but those brembos are better than the GTO's PBRs with stock pads). Not that I didn't like the new 'maro, but I like the way the GTO feels better.

I have owned a LS1 F-body, a LS1 GTO, and a LS2 GTO, and the extra heft of the Monaro is noticeable, and the IRS squats and hops a ton. This makes a LS2 GTO is about as fast as a LS1 F-body, although it's much harder to achieve a clean launch with the GTO. The quality of the GTO is higher in general, but there's…

The best mod is the C5R engine they dropped in.