I also asked her to describe Trump in three words and her response was: “Stupid asshole”

... does Kansas have one? I find this oddly heartening, for the moment at least.

Sure, smegma-head.

Wow. Guys, the fact that he’s fat isn’t the issue, it’s that he’s an idiot. Mocking him for being fat is not helping anyone. Please more jokes about his lack of experience and less fat shaming.

There is going to be shit load of tainted meat.

If any such tapes exist, no one who would leak them has access to them. This is just WikiLeaks using the news cycle to get donations.

CAITLYN JENNER NEEDS TO GO AWAY.

Trump’s tax returns probably won’t show income or loans from Russia; it’s dirty money in cash or laundered through the Bank of Cyprus. This will take sophisticated forensic accounting. Meanwhile cherchez la fille: Ivanka is most likely the family bag man.

Melissa is GOLD!!!!! It’s going to be glorious. Make SNL Great Again!!!!

women are making this nation worth saving

Alex,

I disagree.

LISTEN, YOU SLUTTY WOMEN NEED TO LEARN THAT IT’S NOT THE FAULT OF MEN. YOUR LADY BITS ARE A CORRUPTING SUCCUBUS.

Sincerely,
THE ALL-MALE TEXAS LEGISLATURE (with a few Evangelical women thrown in for optics)

The original name Texas chose was “Keep Your Legs Closed, You Sluts.”

YOU MUST BE FUCKING KIDDING ME... They want to be paid for defunding an organization that helps women, in a state with a very bad record of doing so, in a country with increasingly scandalous levels of maternal mortality. We really need the pitchforks and fucking torches, bitches.

They had employees? As in plural?