As a passenger, I hope people remember that airlines need to manage their own shit and not ask paying passengers to do it for them.

I had the same reaction to W., the other day. Much as he has been sanitised in comparison with the unhinged looney-tunes we are currently enduring, his speech patterns drove me to distraction. I remembered what those eight years of auditory blood pressure surges were like.

+1. I turn off NPR whenever he starts talking. I prefer to read my daily dose of stupidity. Most preferably with a heavy dose of Jez snark to make the medicine go down.

Discovery, motherfuckers....

Done.

It’s actually an entry from my diary that I accidentally posted online : (

The Bush Jr. era of made up wars is going to be completely forgotten after Trump’s Presidency is over. Mark my words.

So Trump is doing exactly what we knew he was going to do. Those who felt for the“Make America Great Again” slogan, you poor bastards.

I think we all know who Trump should hire to clean up that kitchen; I think they’d get along really well.

The problem is that it’s not just stupid rednecks. This stupidity is transversal along all cultures, including minorities (who think he’s going after immigrants), documented immigrants (who think he’s going after the illegals) and undocumented immigrants (who once thought he was going after the criminals).

Riiight. Because Tom’s cheese hadn’t already slid off his cracker, that was allll Katie’s fault.

You didn’t read the article. It was not the family’s gun.

Here’s a tip that I abide by.

Anybody else giggle when they found out one of the perpetrators was a woman named Juan Wang? Anybody? Nobody? Well...I thought it was funny...

Wait ten years, you will be praying for death like me.

Usually it takes generations of inbreeding to get a ruling dynasty this dumb.

Oh god he’s chanting “U.S.A!” in his tweets.

It’s good that the Easter Egg Roll/Hunt is being planned with about as much consideration as a fucking raid on an air base in Syria.

This man is a hero. The courage it must take to be an outspoken and highly-visible abortion provider in this day and age, when you have seen your colleagues killed, and in the face of rabid anti-choice activists and legislation, is tremendous. I fervently wish for his continued safety.

Watching Rachel fucking Maddow, of all people, applaud the airstrikes last night was fucking appalling.