Hmmm...alternative theory:

Does this dipshit regret braying about reopening the investigation into Hillary’s emails? I hope he gets the most agonizing migraines from dealing with Trump’s dumpster fires every day.

FOH with that, they were both clearly intentional.

specifically about which way his chad hangs?

how on earth are you construing this as the DNC’s or Hillary’s fault. I had to check I hadn’t toggled over to some different article in another tab because I cannot for the life of me understand how the fuck this means Bernie needs to be coronated head of the party. Is there already documentation of this guy being…

It’s almost like it’s a controversy started by the dairy industry to protect themselves rather than anything legitimate.

Nah, fuck her. She helped 45 spread that birther bullshit. I know people feel sorry for her because they think she didn’t sign up for this gig but she supported that asshole through the entire campaign and defended him after the sexual assault allegations came out. She’s a willing partner in all this, and she gets to…

DAIRY PRIDE!!!!

No, fuck all that. An Indian immigrant was MURDERED in Kansas just a few days ago by a white supremacist who was motivated by the type of anti-immigrant sentiment that Donald Trump has promoted and mainstreamed further than any other politician in recent memory. And what does he do? Basically completely dismisses the…

I did not miss the part where he mentioned something vague about the environment on the same day he rescinded a clean water initiative of Obama’s. He’s an ignorant and vulgar twat.

Did you miss the part where he shifted the blame of the botched Navy SEAL operation to the generals and Obama? This man is a fucking disgrace and a coward. No one should respect this man. What a piece of shit.

MOTHER!

George Soros has nimble fingers.

But my checks all say “George Soros”....

“Moonlight: Best Picture,” spat Horowitz.

“Moonlight: Best Picture,” spat Horowitz.

I’m sure Beatty is thrilled that they fucked up and made him appear even more senile.

“The night’s final award for Best Picture was initially announced by Warren Beatty as belonging to La La Land,...”

Or he could just compete against the boys, where he wouldn’t have any advantage.