Am I the only person who didn’t know who this guy was before this?

Seriously. I wondered why it took her so long to find the stuff and my mind went into the logistics of short arms and big butts.

I hate myself for it, but I can’t be the only asshole that thought of a butt joke with that headline.

Ken Bone, the undisputed winner of last night’s debate

I dream of the day I’ll be able to open Jezebel and not see the hairy cheeto with the anus mouth all over the first page.

*clicks ‘all of the above’* in the grimmest poll ever

I’d like a poll to see how many women have had men grope at their crotch, ass or chest. Pretty sure it’d be near 100%.

Would’ve been more fun if Garner said she was dating Angelina Jolie.

This guy can’t handle his own words quoted to himself a few days later.

What about oddly shaped pillows? I’m asking for a friend.

From your lips to the IRS mole’s ears.

It won’t be Tom Jones, folks; Gavin is totally into Bush.

Lol, I give enough of a shit to click on the article

Balloons are Having A Year!

I feel like the John Travolta name has something to it, but can’t pinpoint why.

“Yo, I’ll tell you what I want, what I really really want...”

FYI these look like shorts. Ass-less shorts.

FYI these look like shorts. Ass-less shorts.

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I don't care. Shane's saved me so much $ on Kinja deals that I can go with this one either way :).

I don't care. Shane's saved me so much $ on Kinja deals that I can go with this one either way :).