VTEC in the space rocket. I want the first thing extraterrestrials know about us to be a big honking VTEC sticker and some purple effects lighting.

Good thing the earth rotates counterclockwise and goes around the sun counterclockwise.

I am assuming this is a NASCAR joke since they only make left turns.

How long before a gear head astronaut puts a turbo on that thing?

One limitation, it will be restricted to orbiting counterclockwise.

I will never stop loving the Peugeot FAP Le Mans cars, if only for their name

The original line in It's a Wonderful Life was actually "Teacher says, every time a bell rings a Miata gets its rollcage." but it was rewritten after the filmmakers decided they wanted their movie to have less universal appeal.