Ah ha! So that explains why after 8 years of hilarious sketches where SNL mercilessly shredded Obama week after week, they now refuse to say anything about Trump! 

Great! If watching the movie wasn't chore enough, read this important book! 

Way to go SNL! You held out through the 20th century, but now you've decided it's time to give female teams a shot at directing! Hopefully this female directing team is against the president! It would make them even funnier than they already definitely are! Here, here SNL! Congratulations on your brave and timely…

Wow! This is definitely an important film, with so many people being forced to pledge their allegiance to the president in order to vote, this film couldn't have come at a better time. And then they add the talent of Haddish to the mix! One of the most important talents of our time, Haddish is now set to top the box…

Hey, what about Amazing Spider-man #252? Didn't that come out before Secret Wars #8?

You’re right, it makes no sense. Same thing with the weird smoking commercials on the DVDs where the brave woman is about to light her cigarette and then various future versions of her show up to quote anti-smoking propaganda at her and then her final future self shows up and tells her she has to smoke that cigarette…

They just say movie screenplays are available in the 791.437s.

Is it possible for Kimmel to assemble a council of courageous moms to oversee who can and cannot perform at this club?

‘Every' metalhead? Seems racist. 

Well, luckily entertainment piracy is a victimless crime. All the DVDs from the library usually have some kind of ad that tell you all about how it's a victimless crime. And they all say the same thing, they all say how you wouldn't steal a car, but then they're all like, what if you stole the car and exact duplicate…

Michelle Williams' agent negotiated another sweet deal as Williams will reportedly receive an astronaut's salary for her work in the film!

That would have been incredible, then they could have brought him back and finally revealed how he became Batman!

Matt Damon’s going to be hilarious as Matthew Weiner on SNL! It’s sure to be even funnier than his cameos in their Harvey Weinstein and Casey Affleck skit! Way to go SNL! And way to go Damon!

Oh yeah!!!! Another triumph for Haddish! After taking in about the same amount as this year's number 1 smash rom-com, Crazy Rich Asians, did on it's 1st weekend, Night School, and Haddish show no sign of letting up! The non-stop blitz of headlines assuring the world of Haddish's talent paid off big at the box office…

Oh yeah!!! Glorious news for Star Wars fans! The Dr. Christine Blasey Ford of the Star Wars Universe is here to stay! As the hypothalamus of the Star Wars Universe, Kennedy will continue to leave her indelible impression on the hypothalami of Star Wars Universe fans for years to come!

Oh yeah!!! It’s finally here! The Dr. Christine Blasey Ford of rappers is finally back and he’s finally released the The Good Place of rap albums! This is the one everyone’s been waiting for by the one everyone’s been talking about!

If you were still tired after sleeping through Blade Runner 2049, now there's a 4 hour cut! Perfect for extended napping!

Oh yeah!!! There was never any doubt! Every headline has assured us of Haddish's talent! There was no possibility of Night School flunking out, not with the talent you've assured us Haddish has! Here, here for Haddish!!!

Meaningless! No one is interested in the album and it will have no impact.

This Will Be by Natalie Cole and Dreams by The Cranberries are perfect songs for movie trailers, unfortunately they are never used in movie trailers.