And even so, there is very little meat in those gym mats.

It’s worth noting, to add to the strange stories of Goldman’s approval secret sauce, that my application was flat-out rejected with a credit score of 824 and sufficient income to offset debts. I don’t need the card, but did want an excuse to dump my Amazon Prime one. Oh well.

“you use words like ‘appdate’ and ‘memoji’”

It’s possible we could see a Gollum-esque backstory fill somewhere in Episode IX like we had at the beginning of Return of the King. In hindsight, I guess we didn’t know much about that particular Andy Serkis character’s “origin story” until that point. I do agree he seems to have been WAY too busy between Episodes VI…

Something that I find odd is that the 13" new one only seems to have 256GB of internal storage as an option. Since you basically can’t replace hard drives on MacBooks anymore, that seems like a poor decision.