True Death: 400 Horsepower of maximum performance piercing the night. 
This is Black Sunshine.

This needs to be CotD

Let’s go! Pedal through the metal!

Go fuck yourself with a splintery wand.

You should try lying on your back and seeing how high you can pee.

You had me until ‘faggots’. I hope this comment dies a horrible death.

The windbreaker, the sunglasses, the lightly-acid-washed jeans . . . I didn’t realize Kenny Fuckin’ Powers had a cousin

I’ll have you know that we Americans stormed the beaches of Normandy to win the right to put that death trap on public roads. So when the second Bronco ass snaps off on the highway and KO’s a school bus, those kids can die knowing they had the privilege of living in a country that would have granted them the freedom…

The worst thing about this picture will always be the tissue under his elbow to keep his shirt clean.

And meth.

Gotta love Oxy.

At least that would get them out of his landlord's front yard.

You seem like a real asshole. 

Mi sister was bitten by a moose.

No, realli!

I would never make fun of fucking children, paedophilia is a serious crime.

He did actually win two of his games where he did drive in either the only runs or most of the Mets runs.

When the guy accused of rape

Well, look...he plays in the NL, right? And he pitched in at least 6 innings in all 9 of his losses.

See?