It has more buttons, switches, levers and joysticks than any before it.

It almost makes up for the lack of a Fluffy Kitticorn familiar with rainbow eyes... Rainbow eyes OF DEATH!!

@Zuldim: Good catch - I should have pointed out this would remove you from worries that you were a super-taster.

Another test: if Two and a Half Men is on their TiVo. Or rather, their TiVo knockoff.

The guy is awesome. Hopping onstage in front of a crowd is hard enough, but then performing in something you're pretty sure isn't something you've done at any professional or even pro-am level, takes a lot of courage.

Yet again, I think it's time we nominate Jupiter to step up and take one for the team.

Asteroids, or giant potatoes?

Harumph. This is really a covert plan to single-handedly reduce Facebook's server costs by half.

@Clashwerk: Be fooled not: Teh Kitteh does judge.

Oh. Thank. GHODS.

It really should have been 42.

You forgot the Number One difference: a camera lens steals an itty-bitty piece of your soul upon every shutter-click, whereas a mirror adds a wafer-thin amount of Vanity.

I wonder how many people will look at this, then order double to-go nuggets packs, with a vat of HFCS "dipping sauce" to even further mask the taste.

...Looks like it's time to pull the ol' flamethrower & gas mask out from under the sink and hit the streets Monday morning.

@hobsrykial: Nazis hate Grizzly bears. Turns them into bawling babies.

Relax, fellahs. This is simply a local implementation of California's Zero-Emissions rule to increase fleet average MPGs.

@TechnicAli: Although, at this stage of his life, he's probably resigned to it getting out, even if he isn't particularly thrilled at the prospect.

Compared with the sterile manse up Redmond way, with its flashy media walls and built-to-be-obsolete embedded electronics, it really does speak volumes about the two men.

What's amazing is what hasn't changed.

Is there's a new auto-erotic activity involving strangulation and Bowflexes, can someone email me the schematics, procedure and instructional video?