This makes no sense.

First rule of online fights: Never engage when your medic is too far away to hear your call for help.

Geezus, I can't even get Shelter Boy's 'doo right.

@DrkPheonix: I guess now would be a bad time to bring up Baloo huffing glue, then?

@SarasiPolyxena: Bears are adorable, though. Now, hockey players are really terrifying.

@nipsen: Well, it does bug me that a major OS chooses to not adapt a scheme that the two other major OSs have done that's demonstrably secure.

@fuchikoma: Not choosing these involves multiple steps via hidden pop-ups. In the case of not having Bing be the default toolbar search, and having Google instead, it involves multiple clicks AND a keyword search. then multiple clicks more.

@nipsen: Yup. A very nice overview of the approaches used. Kudos.

The only real anti-Virus software you need is Linux or OS X.

Silverlight (like Bing) owes its "popularity" to being installed as a default in MS OS offerings.

Singer & Vaughn need to completely ignore X-Men 3 as though it never happened.

@The Squid: Your attempt at minimizing the spill by expanding the reference point several expotentially-expressed integers beyond which man has walked the Earth is rather puerile.

@JS_Drupal: Ain't it always grand when another Glenn Beck view makes an appearance here?

@The Squid: You must be a freshmen student, since everything you've said is in relation to Geologic, not Human, time.

Is The Vulture bald "down there" as well?

@sumocat: This is why you're not invited to the Cool Kids' birthday parties.

It's the clowns fault.

What, no Johnny Knoxville impersonator sitting on the street with his legs spread wide?

At least the director didn't have the two piranha fighting over Joe Francis' shredded, bleeding penis accidentally flip it out of the water and into the Pit Bull fighting cage next to the lake, only to became the gory, stretchy chew toy of a half-dozen, starved, rabid dogs. Then slurped up by an indifferently grazing…

Sparta doesn't need frilly, Athenian pigments.