When GPS becomes accurate enough to locate which vaginal, oral or anal cavity you've been Placed at, I predict even more bitter, bitter tears spilt.

@bawheid: The only thing cuter than a dozen playing kittens is a dozen kittens playing... In Zero Gravity.

So you're saying that Will Smith in Independence Day was, in reality, a bully?!

Nothing that can't be fixed with duct tape and Bungie cords. LOTS of duct tape & Bungie cords.

@stevieboy: Nahs. I just hate it when neighboring Grizzlies ask me to skooch over a bit on the couch so they can watch The Jungle Book with me.

It should START in Hardcore mode, and only release you from it if you sob convincingly enough that the webcam-linked AI feels you've suffered enough.

But, so long as people can't see tarballs on the beach, problem solved!

Flash games always struck me as being student projects or rip-offs of '80s era pixel romps. Something you play at work because it's the only thing you can do there, or something you play in your dorm room because you're too lazy (or cheap) to play a real game.

@illegaloperation: Wait. I thought the whole point of Chrome was that it was totally open so that you could tweak it however you liked.

Will it have a special button to click to go on the Closed Internet?

Damn you Science.

@emtech: Trolly-troll's trolls are obvious.

I'm assuming the cops give out a complimentary order of Freedom Fries™ with every aggravated assault they commit on American citizens suspected of the crime of calling Dad for advice?

Wait. Club bathrooms aren't unisex?

Why do I get the feeling that the trailer has the only remotely funny gags of the whole movie?

@inverts: Yet Apple's implementation of that is prominently displayed, with it being opt-in.

Flip4Mac is quite annoying since they've "bundled" SilverLight as a "benefit".

@Lymed: Hire a clown to poke it with an absurdly oversized knitting needle, charge for viewing the resulting balloon popping?