@Dr Emilio Lizardo: Yet "Feynman" and "splooge" returns millions of hits.

Really, once we gave kittens rocket launchers, eye-lasers were, in the end, inevitable.

@Hello Mister Walrus: We're Kenyans.

To be fair, fluffing the name of a single internet company is quite a bit different than showing complete ignorance of the entire medium.

Ban Hammers?

@Jafro: Conservatives have raped your 401K in the name of enriching Wall Street, and got damned close to handing them over $700 Billion dollars with no strings attached so these geniuses could "fix" it. Since, y'know, markets are self-regulating. To say nothing of creating the worst economic crisis the world has seen…

@tetracycloide: But lensing wouldn't detract from the light emitted, only bend it. So the total luminosity would be unaffected.

It's that Dark Matter is interfering with the linear transmission of light across vast distances.

@kylecpcs: I liked Azureus, but Vuze got too damned bloated. For me.

@Bluesroo: Is that through the opening, or square inch?

@Turboner: CLEARLY, you hate America.

@mechanabeshin: Yeah, but this wasn't a very realistic idea to begin with. Then was quickly discredited by experts. A week after the blow-out.

@mechanabeshin: Totalitarians on the Left, Fox News fans on the right. Their brains work the same. (shrug)

@ggranum: Although, to be fair, if I didn't already know the Yellow Pages (and their knockoffs) were so recycling-sourced and friendly, I'd be quite irked.

@Grive: Cash really aren't the right stakes. That's why Vegas comparisons fail - emotionally satisfying (thus, deceitful), but fail.

@McWeary: To be fair, for the first month, BP was lying through their teeth and even Washington pols didn't think a company would be that evil or stupid, knowing it'd come out sooner or later.

@Jafro: You're being suckered if you look at parties, rather than ideologies.

@aludal: Allow me to illustrate the flaw of suggesting a mile-long steel pipe "dropped" onto the riser using an analogy. With a penalty thrown in, since obviously, we don't want to make a very bad situation exponentially worse.

@The Werewolf: I'm grateful that our former Vice-President has so much Oil Industry experience and wisely packed the agency regulating these things with similarly knowledgeable industry people.

@lewis82: You guys are ALL simply awesome. Simply awesome.