@aludal: Except for gravity, physics, fluid dynamics and what's possible to manufacture in the short time frames we're discussing, your idea is perfectly feasible!

@Fanwashere: So long as you're advocating turning the hundreds of millions of gallons of spilt oil into toxic chlorine, why not finish off the job by nuking it?

It's amusing that the NUKE IT (!!!) option comes from a S. Carolina yahoo, and that the expert so deftly, concisely dismisses it was being patently stupid.

@Badlands99: Batman gets tricky, since which Batman comes up.

Can someone please explain in English what Growl does? I even went to their site and I'm unclear on what it does.

@burntbread: It's futball, Jake.

This wouldn't have happened in Aussie Rules Football because there, they score points using the opposing teammate's severed head.

@JS_Drupal: Only one?

@d1gw33d: Thanks. Your post was informative and of great value!

@Mr.Affrox: True.

Try hitting your baby brother in the face with The Internet when he steals your favorite shirt on a Friday night, then. See if he tells you where he hid it.

@earle117: Dude. Valve time.

@earle117: Dude. Beta.

@odelay321: Axshually, we use our alarmingly large, overly-rigid peen to slap the side of the monitor to alt-fire.

@DokiDokiPanic: Not really weird.

Why the original series and movie didn't work for me is that everyone was too damned heroic/perfect, to a cartoonish fashion. Best to be scheduled on a Saturday morning than in the evening. But the premise kept me interested for the first, watchable, half of the film.

@mkirkland: Your blind ideology is getting in the way of your comprehending (let alone addressing) DireWombat's cogent argument.

As Marx once said, "Capitalists will sell you the handheld, flesh-burning lasers used to incinerate themselves with."

Although, really, if you were too old for sex, 10 years would seem like 1,000, so your last decade would feel like an eternity.

Bravo.