While the milk-breathed boy is shooting the water pistol at the clown to pop the balloon for his date, lean over while they're both preoccupied and slip mickeys into both their soda.

Another vote for Transmission...

Nipple jewelry?

There's another script automator that I use, Maintenance (3.6 as of now):

I just hope they handle Racer X's meth problem with sensitivity and grace.

A treehouse without a retractable ladder/rope isn't a treehouse. It's just a Barbie Dreamhouse writ big. So parents, surrender the keys to the kids and they'll thank you years later. :D

"Profoundly disappointed that The Bathroom Diaries lacks information on Glory Holes."

Yup. Maggard has a good point.

Oh and Vietnamese food is OBVIOUSLY better than Chinese food, tho dayam that Thai can be good too! (shout out) :D

For gods f*cking sake, eat Chinese food like an Asian person, not some clueless Whiteboy: lots of rice w/ sprinkling of entrees over it.

Loved their snarky, "now you can use your $3,000 remote to control your $3,000 DVR!"

GEEZUS, people. Doesn't anyone do COKE any more?

Hummers, gentle people, hummers!

Nah, I know he'll win it... Once Reese finishes pouring sand in the other racers' gas tanks.

The next time a baby cries, while stranded on the tarmac on an airplane, I'm giving it a big surprise!

@Andrew: the more recent updates to OS X, auto downloaded, do in fact fix all this stuff with no human intervention. So, in a word, yes, the Mac does fix itself. :D

Any pointers for capturing the HDTV stream from an antenna to either an iMac (preferred) or a PII Intel box running some Unix varient?

Ghost - have you considered those seeping baskets and using loose tea? Get access to broader variety of blends, etc. They also make paper filters now for the brew-and-go crowd. :)

Want to see prices cross the $5.00 mark and continue upward. Lil pinch in my budget worth it to see all SUV drivers cry like girls and Hummer drivers impaling their eyeballs with rusty screwdrivers.

It's a shame that an over-eager passerby, hastily assisting by offering a filled petrol can to this proud flower of American womenhood, was so overcome by Paris-awesomeness that his nervous handling resulted in half the 2L of gasoline soaking her from knee to shoulder. Said jittery fan's carefully dangling lit…