“Sir, what makes you qualified for this position?”

Umm, Roy? Abortion, sodomy and materialism are the pursuit of happiness.

Today we no longer recognize the universal truth: that God is the author of our life and liberty.

“Today we no longer recognize the universal truth: that God is the author of our life and liberty. Abortion, sodomy, and materialism have taken the place of life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.”

Oh hello. Are you me? ::waves from the glimmering light of 1,100 lights on the biggest, most ridiculously floofy tree she’s ever had in her life::

I’m a left-handed feminist atheist Jew with Socialist leanings and I’d love nothing more than for this fucker to go down and I would sign my name to that. Alas, I don’t live in Alabama (lucky me).

Staunch atheist here, but I LOVE the Christmas season. I decorate, bake, take time to select gifts I think people will love, and listen to lots of holiday music. Now that I have kids, I have a couple of fellow enthusiasts (my husband could easily take a pass on the whole thing).

I am really tired of the “he wasn’t ACTUALLY touching her in the photo” defense.

So the big topic of a Republican Senatorial candidate embroiled in a sex scandal will end with a Democratic Senator being forced to resign. Like clockwork.

You realize that pot and cocaine and heroin were all legal (and in every household!) in 1872.

Ok Utah Dad, you should change your sect’s name so it sounds less like Moron.

I don’t understand why the tone towards the pioneer woman is so mean?

WHERE THOSE APOLOGISTS AT? What was that again about Jezebel rumor mongering and dragging a good man down and there haven’t been any “real” accusations?

President Obama’s “health care for all” law was officially called the “Affordable Care Act” but has been nicknamed Obamacare in honor of its champion.

They’re all so joyless and sour on this site now. I get the feeling ole Sam doesn’t fall into the hyper masculine realm Rich prefers so he tears him down. It’s kinda sad.

But he does not use grindr sexually enough for Juziak nor does Smith go to sex parties. Juziak LOVES to hate on any gay man who does not share his pro-slut universe and militant stance which Smith does not. It is a loaded review (no pun intended) and complete bullshit that Jezebel readers, i.e, women, have to have a…

Out of curiousity, Rich, what qualifications do you have for critiquing Sam Smith’s music? Do you have a music background, or is this purely a “gayness” review in the context of his new album?

You’re right, there is totally nothing inappropriate about a grown man inviting a 14 year old to a party with alcohol into his bed. Totally normal.

To paraphrase a guy in the HuffPo comments section, “I’ve been very very gay. I’ve been very very drunk. Neither has ever resulted in me making a move on a 14 year-old.”