A human being died in a bizarre accident. Have a modicum of respect.

I’m psyched, I love my cheese and Ryan murphy provides great cheesy entertainment (Feud was sublime for that).

The thing that bothers me most is that—if we forget for a moment that he’s an accused domestic abuser—he is a quality actor who used to do quality shit. But because his motivation ceased being art and focused solely on, for instance, expensive shit to put in the cellar, he’s become a loser. A literal sellout. A…

As a person with an autoimmune disease, I am not offended in any way shape or form and actually think this is a pretty good analogy. People need to sit the fuck down.

This was exactly the right place. On the first Sunday of each month, Mormon congregations set aside an hour of their Sunday services for open-mic “Fast and Testimony Meeting,” which usually consists of everything but testimonies: travelogues, political rants, “God helped me find my key!” stories, unintelligible…

Church stops telling people who and how to fuck, people will stop bring their fucking-related issues to church.

I remember during a lecture in cooking school our teacher (an award winning chef), was talking about how he made a whole display of native australian animals and flowers out of marzipan to win his international competition back when he was 18. Later in the kitchen we tried marzipan, and every single millenial hated…

I’ll listen to it when it’s in a Revlon commercial.

Seriously? This is the hill we die on? What was meant to be a small token of support is turned into a point of outrage? Im sorry but the reason trump and his supporters continue to shit all over us is because we devote too much of our very limited resources to bullshit infighting in a hope to be wokest. Can we get…

BTW, this little set-up at the tables is precisely why I don’t watch CNN. We really shouldn’t have to be debating whether a Senator who wasn’t hysterical was by any objective viewing not “hysterical.” It’s literally not worthy of debate, and yet here CNN is posing it to a panel as if it’s a legitimate debate.

See also: LuPone, Patti.

Oh God, I needed this trailer (and more Jenny Slate) in my life. Looks as delightful as Obvious Child.

In case you didnt know Jerry is an asshole. As are most everyone else from that over-rated show.

I give the announcers a large amount of credit for the reasons why American Ninja Warrior has pulled out from its lowly origins as a G4 Network version of the Japanese show (Sasuke) into what it is now.

I love the announcer on the right (I didn’t catch his name), he is always so genuinely enthusiastic about the women competitors and an absolute delight in every NW clip I watch. He’s a good egg and clearly a huge Jessie Graff fan, who is absolutely extraordinary and worthy of fandom!

if it makes her feel safe again then i’m good with it

You know, I wish people would just leave Monica Lewinsky alone.

this moron can’t even get through a basic intelligence briefing without colorful pictures and a tablecloth to draw on.