We all grow

I don't think Im the first person to tell you this, but I greatly enjoy your contributions and perspective. At this point it's basically the second half of the article for me.

The problem with that is that this may be the only form a beloved franchise takes for the foreseeable future

Well, at least Bloodstained exists 

There are some games that I have to pretend don’t exist.

Don’t forget this jam

Can’t believe Cloud from Super Smash Bros. is finally getting his own game.

Nerf Now fighting the good fight against the true evil of Daylight Saving Time.

“I find your skills lacking and wonder if your time would be better served trying to study anatomy so that you can tell your cranium from your posterior." 

-Elon Musk

Steering wheels are complicated.

GOLF. clap.

Playstation FOOOUUURRRR!

You totally forgot about the Final Fantasy VII remake

Does anybody else REALLY want to see the rest of Marth’s Social-ranking chart?

I think the real questions we’re all waiting to be answered is: “will there be sex games, will they be plentiful, and will they be uncensored?” /s

Metroid 2: Seamus return. Featuring the adventures of an Irish drinking space bounty hunter saying “oi mate!” all the time.