When you’re traveling with illicit narcotics, it’s best to simply stash them well within your checked baggage. Then, in the highly unlikely event they find them, you say “I have no idea how that got there or who it belongs to”. But they never will unless you’re a total moron or you’re carrying a suitcase full of forty…

Dudebros were on the down-low, on their way to “they gym” to “practice MMA stuff” and watch each other jerk off after. They’re so bent out of shape because they don’t want to be photographed together, as no one knows they’re gay. You can tell by the adorably trimmed facial hair.