Nope nope, you're both wrong. There was no "Get a Job" song, there was a line to that effect in a Gin Blossoms song. (Just for fun he says "Get a job") And I'm pretty sure The Counting Crows did "Closing Time"

OR it's because Seinfeld has a show on TV and he'd like people to watch it.

maybe, like Blanche Devareaux, you need to meet him lying down….

we're the fans who go to the bathroom when Lovesong or Friday get played, cuz that's when the line to the port-o-potty is shortest!

Yeah, my BF and I tried to get Venetian fishermen to take us to the plague island of Poveglia at night. The only journeyman tale that could come from that is all the different dirty propositions we were accidentally offering these guys money for in our bad Italian. I learned both the hand gesture and several slang…