Ah, you’re right. I shouldn’t post this stuff because some of you might have seen it already. Fuck everybody else who hasn’t and comes here to see this stuff, it’s all about you. My bad for saving this for a few days so I could have something to post on days I’m working on longer stories.

“Mr. Trump.... are you a #likegroceries or a #fingers guy?”

This is the dumbest thing I’ve read in quite a while.

There needs to be far more discussion in this political cycle about the current status of Kanye’s anus and its proximity to nearby fingers. It’s far more interesting than whatever garbage is spewing out of Ted Cruz’s face hole.

At this point, would it matter if he was a plant? You can’t claim someone is trolling you with an unelectable candidate and then elect the troll.

I want an alternate version TOO DRUMPF TO FUCK.

Calling the guy who just demanded the families of his enemies to be murdered a “relative moderate” should really tell you everything you need to know about american politics.

Alice Cooper was the only one of that crew who was suitable for memorializing Lemmy. I can buy Duff McKagan and Matt Sorem being in the backup band, because GNR was certainly influenced by Motorhead. But GTFO Johnny Depp, and hate to say it, but you too Joe Perry. I’m not a big fan of Alice Cooper’s work, but he’s a…

Am I the only one who read that and said “Lorena McKennit?”? Yes? Ok, I’ll show myself out. #damnoldpeople