I know it’s been said, many times many ways, but he...really has no idea what’s going on, does he?

Cole Sprouse was at NYU while my daughter was there and she had a couple classes with him. He is - objectively - a complete dick. The Other One (TM) (I have no idea what his actual name is) is apparently fine, but Cole basically thinks he’s much smarter than he actually is, and he uses his celebrity to shove people…

I liked Rachel - I enjoyed the witty banter they shared, especially on their trip to Nashville. I think Aziz has said that the show was trying to portray a real life relationship. And since real life (healthy) relationships are not incredibly drama-filled (again, the healthy ones), it might not be satisfying to you…

It’s late in the day-but Trump fucking laid a wreath at ANDREW JACKSON’S FUCKING GRAVE. And then sent out a tweet THANKING HIM FOR HIS LEGACY. Just a quick reminder that Andrew Jackson’s Legacy is:

Peter Benchley, the author of “Jaws”, said that the irrational fear of sharks that his book and the ensuing movie caused was one of his greatest regrets in life. He spent a large part of his life working with oceanographic/environmental groups to help sharks.

Yup, in FC2 and TW3 the design is there, but it’s managable, either because the weapons last longer, because you can repair them or both.

It sounds like your generation is mine, and thus I’m suprised you don’t seem to know that the first gay pride parades were in Los Angeles (both before Stonewall as small protests, and after Stonewall as the ever-growing event it is now). LA has been in the forefront of the struggle since the 1950s. It just never looks…

Post nothing. My first LA Pride parade was in 1978, when the infamous Briggs Initiative was on the ballot (it failed in part because we turned out in huge numbers). I went in the years when Gay Pride meant a free for all bacchanal and in the years when it was a grave call to action and sometimes felt like a death…

About a year ago my former boss sent me the most condescending, mean-spirited email I’ve ever received in my life. I tried to resign, the other boss convinced me to wait until I found a new job, and then two months later they both fired me in the most humiliating setting they could have chosen. I hate the first boss…

Trying to portray Johansson as wanting public attention will not end well for this dude. She is one of the most private celebs I’ve ever seen.

If it’s nail polish, it’s not Ballet Slippers because that’s opaque and would streak if applied in a thin layer. If she uses any, my guess would be Mademoiselle.

Is this somehow purposefully picking up on the thousands of weird “You won’t believe what Mama June looks like now!” ads that I get in Twitter and Facebook? Because that is WEIRD and I do not know why the internet thinks I need that marketing.

I think they meant more, why is she on this list? I didn’t see anything in her tweet that made it worthy of the worst tweets of the day.

I know she went around hiding books in the subway. I don’t see the problem with the tweet? I don’t get why people are so hard on Emma Watson.

“Gals”

That was my first reaction too, but apparently they’re all 28-33. Hollywood is so weird and has broken our brains.

They are acting like incompetent tv sitcom dads trying to make safe jokes about their impotent maleness that just end up reinforcing dumb ideas about men and women. It’s not like Jezebel is the bastion of radicalism and sound politics— it’s not and these jokes also show the shallowness of the content here. Everyone…

Isn’t it fucking awesome that everyone still does the same kind of women jokes in 2017 that they did in 1951? Yay, make America great again!

It’s been this same joke the whole day though. Make the joke once, then get on to actually trying to do a good job. Instead they’ve just been trying to make the same joke over and over again.

Remember on election day when all those idiot men at Deadspin said they weren’t voting or were voting third party or various other dumb shit?