Here just to say Penn Badgley and Domino Kirke apparently had their wedding reception at the same Brooklyn restaurant I had mine at. This is entirely useless information but my husband doesn’t recognize either name so when I blurted it to him just now I got a blank stare instead. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

This made my ENTIRE LIFE! Wish this wasn’t happening? WHERE??!! It NEEDED to happen! Remy Ma decimated Nicki in seven minutes. I was so shook that I immediately went to the pews of the Greater Missionary Church of Black Twitter and let the words of the congregation wash over me. The best? “I didn’t know that Meek…

I was not ready for the Olivia Pope-level spin on the “Miley what’s good” moment

And here he is before his geeky makeunder:

What the hell are you smoking? Gosling was the weaker part of the film. He wasn’t necessarily bad, but Stone carried his ass to the finish line.

When Moonlight was announced as having really won Best Picture everyone else is shocked while Jeff Bridges is laughing his ass off and clapping.. I loved it.

I’m firmly in the “they didn’t think this through that well...” camp.

The Cars pontiff is actually an excellent example of how there’s never going to be any right or satisfying answer to any kind of background questions in the Cars universe. It’s always going to run entirely on willful suspension of disbelief (as opposed to subconscious suspension of disbelief). You can’t enjoy or…

Handing out awards is literally about criticizing other people’s work, so...

dude.

He’s got skills, but I increasingly despise his artistic vision and find it dispiriting that people in the industry consider him “the future.” I’m relieved his next project is not about jazz.

They must have planned one final anti-Matt Damon skit to end the Oscars on.

Not only to they continue to invite open anti-semite and terrible movie-maker, Mel Gibson, but they gave him better seats than the cast of Moonlight? WTF.

Damien Chazelle knew damn well that his movie didn’t deserve. He already got an award that wasn’t his.

This is going to give me life for months. Months!

Extremely Jeff Bridges face

I can’t believe Emma won and not Isabelle. Emma’s fine and I like her but the movie and her performance were just so...mediocre.

Kimmel was a douche canoe and definitely did NOT handle that with grace. He said that they should give out participation Oscars to everyone since LLL had “give their award back” to Moonlight. The twat.

Her win illustrates the worst part of the Oscars where they favor the charming (white) ingénues in roles that wank off the idea of Hollywood over the grand dames.