What the hell are you smoking? Gosling was the weaker part of the film. He wasn’t necessarily bad, but Stone carried his ass to the finish line.

When Moonlight was announced as having really won Best Picture everyone else is shocked while Jeff Bridges is laughing his ass off and clapping.. I loved it.

Handing out awards is literally about criticizing other people’s work, so...

dude.

He’s got skills, but I increasingly despise his artistic vision and find it dispiriting that people in the industry consider him “the future.” I’m relieved his next project is not about jazz.

They must have planned one final anti-Matt Damon skit to end the Oscars on.

Not only to they continue to invite open anti-semite and terrible movie-maker, Mel Gibson, but they gave him better seats than the cast of Moonlight? WTF.

Damien Chazelle knew damn well that his movie didn’t deserve. He already got an award that wasn’t his.

This is going to give me life for months. Months!

Extremely Jeff Bridges face

I can’t believe Emma won and not Isabelle. Emma’s fine and I like her but the movie and her performance were just so...mediocre.

Kimmel was a douche canoe and definitely did NOT handle that with grace. He said that they should give out participation Oscars to everyone since LLL had “give their award back” to Moonlight. The twat.

Am I allowed to feel terrible for Beatty?

I’m sure Beatty is thrilled that they fucked up and made him appear even more senile.

Her win illustrates the worst part of the Oscars where they favor the charming (white) ingénues in roles that wank off the idea of Hollywood over the grand dames.

I’m guessing (I don’t know the La La Land dudes) that the bald fellow who broke the news over the mic was the above-mentioned Jordan Horowitz?

I’ve never seen him before but I admire how he was serious as a heart attack about this. He wasn’t having any jokes, he was not putting up with any confusion, and he fucking…

Actually, Warren DIDN’T say “La La Land”—he didn’t know WHAT to do, so he showed it to Faye Dunaway...and Faye was the one who said “La La Land”, thinking that Warren was being stupid...and not noticing that it was actually the envelope for Emma Stone’s “Best Actress” award.

Emma stone was better than gosling in la la land, but that doesn’t warrant an oscar, she just robbed a deserving actress. So glad viola saw the writing on the wall and secured her oscar win by entering as a supporting actress.

It really bothers me Emma Stone won. She is talented but has never demonstrated any aptitude for a galvanizing performance to stand the test of time. What-the-fuck-ever.