Oh the number of nights I fell asleep listening to this back and forth, snug in my fart sack, with my M-16 snuggled beside me, and my MOPP gear close at hand. Good times.

Dave Ramsey’s advice is very general and made for people in financial trouble. In general, you probably shouldn’t get $30,000 in debt when you already have previous debt that you can’t pay off realistically. Paying cash for a lesser used car is a good idea in that case.

The people saying that you can just invest that…

Porsche 996. Water ewwwwwwwwwww

False. There are beautiful cars and ugly cars with every generation just like there’s good and bad music. The good gets remembered while the bad is forgotten, creating a false record of things being “better in the past”.

FERRARI BERLINETTA BOXER

Oppo rules!

Will buy this if it will ever come in print

I actually know the reason why this is so popular. I’m taking a great risk telling you this and your gawker blackmail dropbox isn’t working so I might need to claim asylum in Miataland but I feel it is my duty to reveal the insidious plot.

Just a point of clarification. They aren’t Rangers. They passed Ranger school and can wear the tab. Rangers are those in Ranger Battalions. Sorry to get picky, but this point needs to be clearly established for those who don’t know the difference.

Resale. Value.

Because MOST people do not maintain their cars correctly.

That’s more effort than what goes into a month’s worth of AOTD posts.

They realized the Viper wasn’t absurd enough, so they made the Hellcat. Now people are buying R/T’s and Scat Packs. The halo and semi-halo approach.

I’m surprised that the stancebros haven’t started wrapping their cars in this stuff. It seems right up their alley.

There were still a lot of [stupid] people calling each one of those cars ugly.

There needs to be a comprehensive list of everything that’s in the Jalopnik Writer Fleet, updated in real-time.

First of all, if it were actually priced at $2,000, sure. Because I’d rip everything out and put a Ford 302 into it and an autocross-spec interior.

Is he going to make sure to work some of his vegan horseshit into each and every review like he did with the Viper ACR?

Wanna know what I think?