I wonder how hard it is for a dealership to get a restraining order...

This was a lot of fun. Thanks for the good pre night night read!

Then don't believe it.

you’re not supposed to shop at big box stores...or maybe wal mart is not considered a big box store...I dont know

dang I like this. Well said, Doug.

I legitimately cross shopped this with the GLA250. I was so bored and unimpressed with both that I said “eff it, I’m gonna daily a Viper.”

I think it will just be called the JLTV or truck

Oppo is best jalop.

The wife drives a Camry; I just think my two average to the perfect daily driver.

Yep, we had a guy in our company that lost his leg to a pressure plate ied and those guys were great. They flew him to a job interview for his current job - helping combat wounded dogs rehabilitate.

No, that's a Camry. I don't drive that. But thanks!

Maybe not #1, but it’s a car that most non car people think is brand new when they see one.

I prefer balanced? I gotta make up for the Viper’s MPGs somehow

One says I’m clearly compensating for something; the other says I'm completely secure with who I am.

Nope. Just Doug.

Doug I just want you to know that you are my spirit animal.

No, I haven’t. Can’t speak for NG but the 9 years active I’ve been in it has always been a huge no-no. Even going to a restaurant on post is against the rules.

What are you talking about? Get caught using a hmmwv or any military vehicle off post for anything even close to getting lunch or cruising will get you in crazy amounts of trouble.

This was awesome. I spent the first year of my life in Sharjah but my parents were there for 5 (late 80s). They say it’s a completely different country now, but even back then there were police state issues. I have old national geographics where Israel is blacked out on maps and women in immodest clothing are colored…

harvesting crops!