Not much makes me audibly laugh, but this one took the cake. One of the top posts of 2014!

"Coke just didn't want to flaunt the fact that they had a disabled veteran working for them." You really think that's the case? I don't support coke, but I am pretty sure that having a disabled vet work for you is a positive publicity stunt.

Agreed. Or some sort of seat cover or something. A polite request from the dealership mixed with a thankful attitude towards him would be a win-win situation for both. As an active duty veteran this is a tough one because there are several of "us" that can act entitled and it gets old for the civilians who sign our…

and when can i be ungrayed!!!

its for sale.... :)

This is an amazing car. Here is my 420 SEC with less than 68k miles on it (Grey market). No matter where you go you feel pretty cool in this guy.

I loved Forza Horizon 2 so much that I just sold my Xbox one because I was spending way too much time playing it. Seriously, it was addictive and I just had to get the drugs out of the house.

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i personally think its gorgeous as well (my 420 SEC)

This was one of the best articles I've read in quite some time! Well done and great presentation. This is the kind of stuff you tell to your friends; you're lucky you have a medium to tell so many people such a funny story. Thanks for including us! Do you think they will buy a 1985 MB 420 SEC imported from Germany…

I loved that podcast. Freakonomics is one of my favorite podcasts now that i have a 40 minutes commute in my 1985 MB 420 SEC

Here is a great one (only because I am selling it). My MB 420 SEC. I will sell to a Jalopnik member for $10,000 to make this a legit challenge.

I'll buy a used one of their cars

My wife has a Camry haha. I used to have a Mazdaspeed3 but sold it due to a move across country. It is necessary to have at least 1 practical car in the household. (I am about to buy 1985 MB W126 for a DD). All that being said...I love the Elise soooo much.

my Elise has 75000 miles on it and has never had a single issue (other than an LED turning light on the side going out). Only routine maintenance. I can do grocery shopping in it just fine - the boot is pretty big and if you are alone you can fill up the passenger side. It is the most reliable car I have owned…

I have dailied my Elise for the past 6 months. It's great. I love every minute of it, even if its just going 30 mph to the grocery store.

Left lane for passing only. Enough said.

Agreed.

Do some fact checking.... ok I went into my garage and opened the trunk of my 06 Lotus Elise and it's a 2ZZ.