Not sure if this has already been mentioned, but a Peabody Institute student from Japan was to do an afternoon concert today. Instead he just stood on the stage for 10 minutes with his eyes closed.

Do you not remember the 80s?

-Uh, Chief… That's Homer J Simpson. You're reading it upside down. -Cancel that APB. Oo! But get me one of them ji-ros! -Um, Chief… You're talking into your wallet.