I thought that too. Like somebody squished together some Zach Braff and maybe a dollop of Brad Pitt and rolled that around in their hand like play-doh, sprinkled it with some stubble, then offered it to Goop and told her it was artisanal.

Catch the train, Wasco residents!

Ebola was robbed.

[The Hibernator] consists of eight rashers of bacon, eight sausages, four hash browns, four fried eggs, a four egg cheese omelette, four waffles, four pieces of toast

20-25% is also the amount of people that supported W until the end of his Presidency. So yes, 1 in 4 is about right.

No, you know what? Fuck that. Yeah, our culture makes life hard for women with small breasts. It also makes life hard for women with large breasts. Frankly, it makes having breasts of any size a liability. But combating the idea that there's an "ideal" breast size is not about deciding which end of the spectrum has it…

Because I think we have a classic case of the boy who cried snark here!! Everything else is so snarky that people ARE JUST ASSUMING IT IS NOT REAL!!!

True. Much like Legolas in Lord of the Rings, his hair is sexy enough that the dirt just rolls right off it.