Funny, my wife asked for much the same thing.

Jose Reyes? Shitheel. Joe Devine? Shitheel. But here’s how I compartmentalize things so I can cheer for my favorite teams even if they have a couple lousy human beings on the roster (your mileage may vary): The bad people who happen to do good things to help my teams are helping the good people on that team, who…

I think this play is pretty much the point.

I’m all for celebrating and making baseball fun again, this kid just kinda brought it on himself doubling and tripling down on the showboating. At what point is it OK to say this kid’s a jackass who deserves a smack in the mouth?

Sherman [burns down established thinking]

The Yard Goats played home games at Dodd Stadium in Norwich

Last time I saw a ship get scraped up like that was when I saw a historical document on the NSEA-Protector pulling out of drydock for the first time.

Howard Ends, Ranked

Look, it happens. You have a fair bit of success and it makes you get a big head.

“So is it a good movie or a terrible movie that’s a vehicle for a bunch of great stuff? Find me someone who thinks it’s important to parse that question, and I will wish them all the best.”

It was certainly a better Hellraiser movie than the actual Hellraiser movie in space. I find it hasn’t aged well, though. It’s good background noise, but it’s not what I’d call scary.

For a film that invests in camp as ferociously as The Fifth Element, judgments of quality are almost beside the point. The costumes are weird and great. The production design is weird and great. Milla Jovovich is delightful. Bruce Willis stumbles around in a backless crossing-guard’s outfit. And the story wallows in…

This is the polar opposite of Terry Collins going into the Dodgers booth to say hi to Vin Scully

Fetty WARP

You can also yell at people to call the sauce “Gravy” if you want to be a spectacular asshole.

Technically it’s G-D-A-E on any violin

Kobe’s Highest PER-28, MJ beat that 7 times

If you’re old enough to have watched young Michael put up 32-8-8 on 54-percent shooting as a 25-year-old and you still think this, you’re an insane person.