Ugh..... 38 is old.....God I give up

I was so worried that every story was going to begin with a college student stating “Some old guy/woman, probably about 50 years old” and then force me cry through the entire post.

God, he’s just so........SMACKABLE

I am heartbroken. Such a visually stunning show. Oddly perhaps the “prettiest” television show ever made. The feel and the look will never be duplicated. God I hope someone else picks this show up!!!

Why doesn’t this taste like the corned beef I had in New York twenty-five years ago?! Probably because she was eating Pastrami 25 years ago and is a Dolt.

I thought Blanket was his nickname...and he is also named after Michael on his birth certificate...like he is Prince Michael Jackson number 2 or something....

I absolutely refused a baby shower. Irish superstition from my mother who always told me, in the classic old Irish whisper, “ Jesus Mary and Joseph no one wants to come home from the hospital and un-decorate a nursery honey, heaven help us “ She has me so nervous that I would freak out at the whole idea of one. I also…

Sometimes women who are older when pregnant are very careful about weight gain. My mother was 43 when pregnant with me and only gained 15 lbs on doctor’s orders(and that was in the 60’s), most people didn’t even realize she was pregnant for 8-9 months.

He looks like Janice Dickinson.........pre bad facial surgery Janice Dickinson. I mean that in the best possible way

I’ m not I was responding to her concern about her child liking Taylor Swift music.....Troll

We had a rule in my house....If my daughter (who is now 25) wanted to listen to “tween music or boy bands or auto tuned singers” she did so with earphones on. ( I know it sound snobbish but wait) Alternative, Rock, Country, Indie Pop Singer/Songwriter, R & B, SKA, Classical etc could be played (and was encouraged) at…

Nothing is worse than the blatant “does the Bear shit in the woods” Charmin theme....when they started they were literally SHITTING IN THE WOODS....I refuse to buy it based on these cartoon bears. Where is Mr Whipple..... get off my lawn bears!

Out of all these stories....the following sentence pained me the most.....

Adam Fucking Lambert can sing his FUCKING FACE OFF! Just saying

I think all the Adam Levine hate on Jez needs to be re-directed to James Franco immediately. He’s just the worst.

Who IS the person who is going to buy this book??? I mean an entire book of selfies of (perhaps) the most vapid, self centered delusional person to come along in the last 20 years (Not including her pimp of a mother of course)....like maybe Kanye would buy this but real people? I just can’t

So she would have attended and ignored the woman beating aspect...it was banning the reporters that she chose to take a stand on?

She’s starting to look a little like Barbra don’t ya think?

I’m officially old because I want to put a trench coat over her..... :/

I don’t personally like Phillip, but I think he was handsome when he was young...actually I’d call him dashing. I can see what a young teenage Elizabeth fell in love with.