Wil Wheaton actually has a story about this, Google Wil Wheaton Spicy Dick Milk.

You... You bastard... Take your damn stars and choke on them

Be careful what you say... he is listening.

Why you gotta player hate on IG-88

or, you know, you can not buy it and not worry about any of that stuff

One time, right after the game Freelancer came out, I was overly critical of it in front of one of it’s lead designers in a Gamestop.  

much more unsettling AHS picture

this is what immediately popped into my head.

is this less offensive?  :P

the company should have put him on unpaid leave for longer than that, and used his salary to make changes that would enhance people’s lives.

couldnt they have Barry Allen die, just to have Wally West pick up where he left off?

Came here for that.  good show

Damn, that was my first thought too.

LOL im sleep deprived, missed your reference.  I thought you were guessing about actual plot, not just massaging Buffy plot to fit the ST universe.  Nice, went right over my head :)

I love that movie so much.  The book is a fantastic read too.  

but will the mayor turn into a giant snake?

The main question tho, is will John die at the end?

ROFL! either that was a really funny troll or damn the fourth sentence of your post is super appropriate!