How about banning radio ads that use sirens. That really pisses me off.

Hear me out. What if we invested into fully autonomous vehicles that were route bound, had pre-determined/quasi-static traffic patterns, and travelled within convoyed groups to improve fleet efficiencies....

Never Forget:

If FSD doesn’t get to level 5 or even level 3 for 5 more years, how many owners will have spent $10k on nothing.  They can’t even charge more for having FSD on resale because Tesla has a track record for pulling FSD for the new owner. 

Another Tesla hit piece from Jalopnik. You wouldn’t even be writing about a car being locked to a Supercharger if it weren’t a Tesla! I haven’t seen a single post on Jalopnik about other cars locked to Tesla Superchargers.

Minor nitpick... 1990 is the last year of the 1980s (1981 was the first year of the 1980s). Like when you count to 10, you start at 1 and end at, you know, 10, rather than starting at 0 and ending at 9... :)

God I hope not.

I’ve been laying in far too much of that.

Now I know they didn’t use the GM logo on the outside much but I remember getting branded with the GM logo on old metal seatbelt buckles similar to these in the 80's when they were in the sun on a hot summers day. 

Yes, the people who suffer the most as a result of dementia are not the people with it, but those who end up taking care of them.

“Poles? That’s what they want you to think.” - Flat Earthers

I know what the IRS reimbursement rate is, I just don’t understand where it comes into this. The author spends some time saying that it’s hard to know how much money he makes and a lot of time describing his expenses. OK, fine.

I’m conflicted about this part. Don’t we live in a society where people are innocent until proven guilty? I mean, he’s probably guilty, but isn’t it jumping the gun a bit for an employer to pass judgement before the law actually does?

The fisherman also went on to catch one of these.

“Also, there were stunts where 4 women pulling a rope moved a very heavy steam locomotive.”

This is the first thing I thought of. I guess no one at Tesla has ever worked in a warehouse.  

The Aspen 20 story (for those who don’t know... This is going to be the best thing you read all day.)

As I read this article, all I could think about was Jon Polito’s voice coming over the plane’s PA, saying: “Don’t panic. Everything’s fine. It’s all part of the show, ladies and gentlemen. All part of the show.”.

You want to point to a comic book movie that Did It Right, that would be The Rocketeer. Kept dead-on to the Stevens’ graphic novel, Campbell looking like he’d stepped right off the comics’ pages, Connelly doing the Betty Page part without resorting to copying Betty Page, the humor, the magnificent James Horner…

Ugh a Wallflowers joke.  I’m ashamed I got it.

For such a pedantic article, you’d think the author would know that it’s “daylight saving time”, not “daylight savings time”.