The two purposes they seem to serve are:

As it turns out, all humans are allergic to oxygen.

So... those buttons and switches are labeled.

There’s no way to do this with the current dealership model.

...Also, don’t pick a random passenger. At least choose the seemingly most qualified. If we’re just drawing a random seat number that crying baby that’s already annoyed the whole cabin definitely doesn’t stand a chance to get us to a stop in one piece.

Every plane has landed... in one way or another. Successful landings are just controlled stalls really close to the ground.

Texas City’s first explosion was 2,300 short tons.

Needs a counterbalance.

I’m not giving you (the parents) a dirty look. It’s directed at your noisemaker.  I’m trying to teach the child early to shape the f*** up or the world is a nasty place.

Look at how well this wallet holds cigarettes and cushions Bubba’s thrusts.

As it turns out, FRED is already a thing.  FRED tells you if the consist has broken.

Cody Jinks has a Dust Bowl song, too.

Who needs dust for a Dust Bowl?

Can’t eat ‘em...

Get on with it...

LOL at coronation spoon.

Sorry, humans don’t throw them self in front of traffic and try to steal a car.

Seen a lot of bee articles lately. A migrating swarm stopped the Mexico Open last weekend. It’s a good thing!

You don’t stop to make sure the animal you hit died.   You just let the highway crew scrape it off the road.

I was thinking: buy three and mix up the parts.