...Also, don’t pick a random passenger. At least choose the seemingly most qualified. If we’re just drawing a random seat number that crying baby that’s already annoyed the whole cabin definitely doesn’t stand a chance to get us to a stop in one piece.

Every plane has landed... in one way or another. Successful landings are just controlled stalls really close to the ground.

Texas City’s first explosion was 2,300 short tons.

Needs a counterbalance.

I’m not giving you (the parents) a dirty look. It’s directed at your noisemaker.  I’m trying to teach the child early to shape the f*** up or the world is a nasty place.

Look at how well this wallet holds cigarettes and cushions Bubba’s thrusts.

As it turns out, FRED is already a thing.  FRED tells you if the consist has broken.

Cody Jinks has a Dust Bowl song, too.

Who needs dust for a Dust Bowl?

Can’t eat ‘em...

Get on with it...

LOL at coronation spoon.

Sorry, humans don’t throw them self in front of traffic and try to steal a car.

Seen a lot of bee articles lately. A migrating swarm stopped the Mexico Open last weekend. It’s a good thing!

You don’t stop to make sure the animal you hit died.   You just let the highway crew scrape it off the road.

I was thinking: buy three and mix up the parts.

The issue is we’ve put so much into keeping the driver and occupants in a vehicle safe. They always find new ways to die.

Except that was the point of passengers. It aged exactly like it was supposed to.

Knowing what those barriers are intended to hold makes it the obvious choice. Cop car was just fodder. Get across the wall that can stop and hold a fully loaded tilt-dump at 100 mph.

Shirley, you’re not serious!