The Langoliers was the first thing that came to my mind, too.

The more pressing question is how do you adjust the trim?

How can you forget Elvis?

https://www.timeanddate.com/weather/usa/houston/historic?month=8&year=2011

Never been to Houston in August, huh?

who needs moving parts?

This is literally 1984.

Electric starters are for lazy folk who don’t even enjoy driving.

I’d argue for a straight 8, but there’s no room.

I like Ike.

How original is the graffiti?

The only answer to this is a Plymouth Prowler.

Aww.  I missed this one because I got a stack overflow when I tried to submit.

Lasagnas do that, too.

Yes. Placing a small explosive charge aimed directly at the occupant was ingenious.

Have to calibrate it monthly, too...   $$

It’ll be more like passive seatbelts.

This is a really long way to say, “new car sales will soon end.”

The one on the garbage disposal is a thermal overload protector.

Their car haulers are the bees knees.