Lets just go back to horses.  They drive themselves and don’t run full speed into the big, loud, red flashy thing.

Timing belt?

What’s stopping you?

Alternatively, Hot Wheels are trash.  Matchbox is where the realism is.

SUV: 1

For many things that require two forms of ID a passport works as both.

Enjoy the idle miles.  They disappear one day.

Had a coworker mention how many trains have been derailing lately.  I asked her if she knew how many derailed last year.  We looked it up...  3/day.

An early attempt. Someone had to go around and put oil in each one of these boxes. One on each side of the axle.

Great. We’ve regressed to the 1800's.

Counterpoint: You’ve described the correct way to pour.  Everyone ignores the symbol and already pours upside down.  It’s on the freaking bottle.

Could they sell the artwork to a collector?

should be standard equipment in the glove box.

Eisenhowers?

If you’ll trade me a $500 note for a $2 note I’ll be “nice” and give you five $100 notes.

Buy car with unsecured credit card.

Most $2 notes are worth $2.

I’m not very familiar with the rails in Greece.  If they are on block signaling this is almost impossible without some kind of malfunction.  I sure hope the stationmaster didn’t override a safety feature because it was faluting to keep traffic moving.

Teslas on ice!!

was that part of History of the World Part II?