SUV: 1

For many things that require two forms of ID a passport works as both.

What about the other 7 bags?

Enjoy the idle miles.  They disappear one day.

Try the variation where you don’t know the weight of the counterfeits.

Had a coworker mention how many trains have been derailing lately.  I asked her if she knew how many derailed last year.  We looked it up...  3/day.

An early attempt. Someone had to go around and put oil in each one of these boxes. One on each side of the axle.

Great. We’ve regressed to the 1800's.

Theft is theft.

Counterpoint: You’ve described the correct way to pour.  Everyone ignores the symbol and already pours upside down.  It’s on the freaking bottle.

Did Dan Cooper survive the jump?

Just part of space now.

Sometimes investments are bad.

Could they sell the artwork to a collector?

should be standard equipment in the glove box.

Yep. DSLRs are on their way out. The only reason for an SLR these days is to shoot on film.

Eisenhowers?

If you’ll trade me a $500 note for a $2 note I’ll be “nice” and give you five $100 notes.

Buy car with unsecured credit card.

Most $2 notes are worth $2.